#10 -- The bank

I went to the bank on my lunch break to deposit a check and to get some cash. I asked for fifty bucks and, instead of giving me two twenties and a ten, the teller gave me fifty dollars worth of vintage Care Bear trading cards.

#9 -- The gym

I was working out in the weight room of the gym today. I was using that leg machine where you extend your legs while in a seated position. When I looked over at the weights, instead of bars of metal, I discovered that I was lifting a basket of sleeping baby sugar gliders.

#8 -- The cat

There's a stray cat that has been lurking around my townhouse. Upon coming home from work yesterday, I found him on my sidewalk. He was dancing for quarters and talking to passers-by in a Cockney accent.

#7 --- The steak

I ordered a steak for dinner last night and it came covered in cinnamon and sugar. With a side of crayons.

#6 -- Pajamas

Normally, I just sleep in underwear. For the past several nights, a pair of those red full-body pajamas have been appearing, neatly folded, at the foot of my bed. The kind with the ass-flap, yellow buttons and the feet.

#5 -- The report

I turned in a typewritten report at work today. An hour later, my boss emerged into my office and asked me both why and how I made all of the Is come out with hearts for dots.

#4 -- The underwear drawer

I keep finding kittens curled up in my underwear drawer, nestled in a boxer brief. I don't know where they're coming from and it's impossible to keep my underwear clean and kitten fur-free.