#15 -- The reminder

I forgot to update this blog yesterday. When I woke up this morning, a variety of nymphs and woodland sprites were circling above my head. They were giggling, and held a banner that said "Don't forget to update your blog, sweetie!"

#14 -- The blood

I had my blood drawn today for a physical. There were Lucky Charms floating in it.

#13 -- The movies

I went to go see the new Halloween movie, expecting gore and mayhem.

Instead, they showed a video from my third grad production where I played a bunch of grapes in a play about nutrition.

#12 -- The library

I went to the library today to pick up a copy of Slaughterhouse Five. All they had was One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

Shelves and shelves of it.

#11 -- The Calendar

Normally, I only use my Outlook at work for big meetings. However, for the past couple days, I have been receiving appointment reminders that I didn't even create. One was "Make hand-made Valentines this year and give them to strangers!" Another was "Give a bouquet of daisies to the lonely dowager down the hall!"

#10 -- The bank

I went to the bank on my lunch break to deposit a check and to get some cash. I asked for fifty bucks and, instead of giving me two twenties and a ten, the teller gave me fifty dollars worth of vintage Care Bear trading cards.

#9 -- The gym

I was working out in the weight room of the gym today. I was using that leg machine where you extend your legs while in a seated position. When I looked over at the weights, instead of bars of metal, I discovered that I was lifting a basket of sleeping baby sugar gliders.