Wednesday, September 26, 2007

#22 -- Mt. Rushmore

A childhood picture of me and my family by Mt. Rushmore has mysteriously changed. The famous faces have transformed into that of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

#21 -- The Metro

I got onto the last train car on the metro today. When I looked back to the tunnel behind us, we were leaving a trail of stardust and sparkles.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

#20 -- The restaurant

I went out for a romantic dinner at The Olive Garden last night and my server was Baloo from The Jungle Book.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

#19 -- The socks

Upon getting dressed this morning, I found that my socks are all adorned with a pattern of baby otters and smiling anthropomorphic flowers.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

#18 -- The Magazine

My subscription to Blender ran out. Now I've started to get Archie Comics.

Friday, September 14, 2007

#17 -- The phone

My ringtone has spontaneously changed to a medley of Raffi songs.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

#16 -- The cookie

Upon finishing my chinese food, I was served a fortune cookie with the check. Before I had a chance to open it, the opening of the cookie pursed into lips. Then it sang "You are My Sunshine."

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

#15 -- The reminder

I forgot to update this blog yesterday. When I woke up this morning, a variety of nymphs and woodland sprites were circling above my head. They were giggling, and held a banner that said "Don't forget to update your blog, sweetie!"

Friday, September 7, 2007

#14 -- The blood

I had my blood drawn today for a physical. There were Lucky Charms floating in it.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

#13 -- The movies

I went to go see the new Halloween movie, expecting gore and mayhem.

Instead, they showed a video from my third grad production where I played a bunch of grapes in a play about nutrition.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

#12 -- The library

I went to the library today to pick up a copy of Slaughterhouse Five. All they had was One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

Shelves and shelves of it.

Monday, September 3, 2007

#11 -- The Calendar

Normally, I only use my Outlook at work for big meetings. However, for the past couple days, I have been receiving appointment reminders that I didn't even create. One was "Make hand-made Valentines this year and give them to strangers!" Another was "Give a bouquet of daisies to the lonely dowager down the hall!"